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[19:56] <Seph> anyways f00
[19:56] <Seph> WANNA HELP US WRITE A POETRY BOOK?
[19:56] <f00> i dont write poetry
[19:56] <Seph> its gonnna be called
[19:57] <f00> i make real life poetry with my love makeing skills
[19:57] <Seph> BOWLING WITH SEPH AND SEPHIROTH
[19:57] <f00> muuahahahaha
[19:57] <Sephiroth> YES
[19:57] <Sephiroth> AT THE BOWLING ALLEY
[19:57] <Seph> WITH SEPH SEPHIROTH AND F00
[19:58] <Sephiroth> WE PUT ON SHINY SHOES
[19:58] <Seph> AND GLOVES!
[19:58] <Sephiroth> YES!
[19:58] <Seph> BOWLING GLOVES!
[19:58] <Seph> OMG
[19:58] <Seph> IM A GENIOUS
[19:58] <Sephiroth> U R !!!!!!!!1111@#
[19:58] <Seph> NOO
[19:59] <Seph> *WE* ARE!
[19:59] <Seph> !!!!
[19:59] <Sephiroth> YES.
[19:59] <Sephiroth> YOUR TURN F00
[20:00] <Seph> F00, YOUR TURN
[20:00] <Sephiroth> ........
[20:00] <Seph> I HAVE 9 DOLLARS
[20:01] <f00> i like to put my fingers in the holes
[20:01] <f00> start with that
[20:01] <Sephiroth> YAY
[20:01] <Seph> BUT SOMETIMES THE BALL IS TOO SMALL
[20:01] <Seph> SO YOU HAVE TO GET ONE WITH BIGGER HOLES
[20:01] <Sephiroth> SO I NEED BIGGER ONES
[20:01] <f00> seph
[20:01] <f00> no caps in here
[20:01] <f00> sorry
[20:02] <Seph> RaawrR
[20:02] <Sephiroth> why not?
[20:02] <Seph> okay.
[20:02] <Seph> sorry f00
[20:03] <f00> np
[20:03] <Seph> Bowling Balls Come In All Different Colors
[20:03] <Seph> Some Are Green And Some Are Blue
[20:04] <Sephiroth> One for me, One for YOU
[20:04] <Seph> That Makes Two
[20:04] <Sephiroth> And one for f00!
[20:05] <wezel> by
[20:05] <wezel> bye
[20:05] *** wezel has left #NirvanaClub
[20:05] *** PinkFloyd has quit IRC
[20:05] <Sephiroth> He ruined it!
[20:05] <Sephiroth> TWICE
[20:07] <Seph> RAWR
[20:07] <Seph> Sometimes your fingers get sweaty
[20:07] <Seph> Inside the bowling balls!
[20:07] <Sephiroth> But that's normal for f00
[20:08] <Sephiroth> Who's hands always get sweaty squeezing the balls
[20:08] <Sephiroth> getting the tightest grip he can
[20:08] * Sephiroth coughs
[20:09] <Seph> Then you get hungry and go get some nachos at the bowling alley concession stand!
[20:09] <Sephiroth> The cheese is nasty!
[20:10] <Seph> the taste is long lasty!
[20:10] <Sephiroth> But leaves a BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH
[20:11] <Seph> So you get some water!
[20:11] <Sephiroth> Which tastes like ....
[20:11] <SAwA> why are you talking to yourself jake?
[20:12] <Seph> Elevators!! (Cuz it rhymes with water!)
[20:12] <Sephiroth> ESCALATORS!
[20:13] <Seph> REFRIDGERATORS!
[20:13] <Seph> ALLIGATORS!
[20:13] <Sephiroth> CROCODILES!
[20:13] <Seph> at the bowling ally.
[20:13] <Sephiroth> With Seph, Sephiroth, and f00
[20:14] <Seph> Which is 1 more than Two!
[20:14] <Sephiroth> But still better than Eight!
[20:15] <Seph> Don't get to bed late!
[20:15] <Sephiroth> Eat your vitamins!
[20:15] <Seph> At the bowling ally.
[20:15] <Sephiroth> Drink your milk!
[20:16] <Seph> *guitar solo*
[20:16] <Seph> At the bowling ally
[20:16] <SAwA> hahaha
[20:17] <Sephiroth> *Fade out*
[20:17] <Sephiroth> *Fade back in*
[20:17] <Sephiroth> YEEEEAAAAH
[20:18] <Seph> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT THHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLIINNNNGNGGG ALLLLLLYYYYYYY
[20:17] <SAwA> why couldnt i come with you to the bowling alley?
[20:18] <Sephiroth> Because your name is SALLY
[20:18] <SAwA> oh no it isnt!
[20:18] <Seph> oh yes it is!
[20:19] <SAwA> oh no it isnt!
[20:19] <Seph> oh yes it is!
[20:19] <SAwA> *gr0wl*
[20:19] <Sephiroth> Maybe her name is Ra'ul?
[20:19] <Seph> Finishing the nachos!
[20:19] <SAwA> maybe....
[20:20] <Seph> Putting your shoes back on!
[20:20] <Seph> Standing back in the bowling lane!
[20:20] <Sephiroth> *Yeah!*
[20:20] <Sephiroth> The PINS GO DOWN
[20:20] <Seph> your fingers fit in the wholes now perfectly!
[20:21] <Sephiroth> ...THANKS TO THE PINS!
[20:21] <Sephiroth> THAT WENT DOWN!
[20:21] <Seph> To The Ground!
[20:22] <Sephiroth> KABOOOM!
[20:22] <Seph> KABAAAAM!
[20:22] <Sephiroth> SSSSSSSTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#@#@#@####
[20:23] <Seph> 11 More Frames to go!
[20:23] <Seph> 2nd Verse Y'all!
[20:23] * Sephiroth clears his throat
[20:23] <SAwA> oh god
[20:23] <Sephiroth> PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP YEAH!
[20:24] <Seph> AAATTT THHHEEEE BOOWWWWLLIINNNNGG ALLLLLYYYY!!!!
[20:24] <Sephiroth> WHOO!
[20:24] <Sephiroth> IT'S GLOWING WHITE STUFF NIGHT!!
[20:24] <Seph> We are gonna win the fight!
[20:24] <Sephiroth> That's right!
[20:25] <Seph> These balls are really light!
[20:25] <Sephiroth> And they fit the fingers tight!
[20:26] <Seph> But not at night!
[20:26] <Sephiroth> AH! IT'S NIGHT!!
[20:26] <SAwA> jeez
[20:26] <Sephiroth> I HATE PEAS
[20:27] <Seph> KURT COBAIN IS DEAD
[20:27] <Seph> He Shot himself dead
[20:28] <Seph> In the Head
[20:28] <Seph> At the bowling ally
[20:28] <Sephiroth> AND HE SAW RED
[20:28] <Seph> Which was the blood from his head
[20:28] <Sephiroth> At the bowling alley.
[20:28] <Seph> With seph sephiroth and f00 even though f00 isnt participating!
[20:29] <Sephiroth> f00 is a bad bowler!
[20:29] <Seph> I have 8 dollars now!
[20:29] <Seph> Cuz bowling cost only 1 dollar!
[20:29] <Seph> At the bowling ally!
[20:30] <Sephiroth> Because bowling is fun!
[20:30] <Seph> I could die happy
[20:30] <Seph> At the bowling ally!
[20:30] <Sephiroth> Nowhere else!
[20:30] <Seph> Except the bowling ally!
[20:31] <Sephiroth> Where f00 is currently throwing his second ball!
[20:31] <Sephiroth> He steps up to the lane
[20:31] <Seph> And puts his fingers in the ball!
[20:31] <Seph> But they dont fit!
[20:32] <Seph> So he pushes them in harder!
[20:32] <Seph> until they are squeezed into the ball!
[20:32] <Seph> Into the little holes!
[20:32] <Seph> In the big ball!
[20:32] <Sephiroth> f00 looks up at the pins
[20:33] <Sephiroth> backs up
[20:33] <Sephiroth> and runs to the end of the lane!
[20:33] <Seph> He does not like baseball
[20:33] <Seph> Nor football
[20:33] <Seph> Nor soccer
[20:33] <Seph> Nor Hockey
[20:33] <Seph> Nor Basketball
[20:33] <Seph> Nor Tennis
[20:33] <Sephiroth> Just Bowling!
[20:34] <Seph> Nor lacross
[20:34] <Sephiroth> Simply Bowling!
[20:34] <Seph> Only Bowling!
[20:34] <Sephiroth> Nothing else will do!
[20:34] <Sephiroth> f00 throws the ball ....
[20:35] <Seph> It turns all around the lane!
[20:35] <Seph> And towards the pins
[20:36] <Seph> Spinning fast in the lane!
[20:36] <Seph> Seconds seem like hours!
[20:36] <Seph> Hours seem like days!
[20:36] <Sephiroth> YESW!
[20:36] <Sephiroth> IT MUST BE!
[20:36] <Seph> THE BALL IS HEADING TOWARDS THE PINS
[20:37] <Sephiroth> !!!!!!!!!!
[20:37] <Seph> ********GUITAR SOLO**********
[20:38] <Seph> *******Fade Out*****
[20:38] <Seph> *****Fade In****
[20:38] <Sephiroth> YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[20:39] <Seph> AAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT THHHHHHHHHHEEEE BOOOOWWWWLLLIIIINNNNGG ALLLLYYYY!!!!
[20:39] <Seph> It comes closer to the pins
[20:39] <Seph> Closer
[20:39] <Seph> Closer
[20:39] <Seph> Closer
[20:39] <Seph> ITS ALMOST THEIR
[20:39] <Sephiroth> THE BALL STRIKES THE PINS WITH UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!!!!!!!!
[20:40] <Seph> KNOCKING 8 DOWN
[20:40] <Seph> AND ONE IS SPINNING!
[20:40] <Seph> ALMOST DOWN
[20:40] <Seph> WHICH WOULD BE 7!
[20:40] <Sephiroth> OH YES!
[20:40] <Seph> GRAVITY PULLS IT
[20:40] <Seph> WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
[20:41] <Sephiroth> DOWN! !!!!!!11!!
[20:41] <Seph> 7 PINS DOWN!
[20:41] <Seph> At The Bowling Ally.
[20:41] <Sephiroth> YES!!!!!!!!!!
[20:41] <Sephiroth> A glorious day!
[20:42] <Seph> At The Bowling Ally.
[20:42] <Seph> At The Bowling Ally.
[20:42] <Seph> NEXT FRAME!!!
[20:42] <Seph> 10 MORE TO GO!!!
[20:42] <Seph> 3RD VERSE Y'ALL
[20:42] <Sephiroth> YEEEAAA!!
[20:43] <Sephiroth> The nacho's are cold now,
[20:43] <Seph> They Got Cold Fast!
[20:43] <Seph> Ghosts must be here!
[20:43] <Sephiroth> Oh dear!
[20:43] <Seph> At The Bowling Ally!
[20:43] <Seph> No Need to Fear!
[20:43] <Seph> They are happy ghosts!
[20:43] <Seph> At The Bowling Ally!
[20:44] <Sephiroth> f00 is afraid of the happy ghosts!
[20:44] <Seph> F00 IS A PUSSY
[20:44] <Seph> YEAAHHHHHH
[20:44] <Seph> !!!
[20:44] <Sephiroth> AAAAAAT THE BOWLING ALLEY!!!
[20:44] <Sephiroth> AAAAAAT THE BOWLING ALLEY!!!
[20:45] <Seph> It only costs a dollar!!
[20:45] <Seph> To Bowl!
[20:45] <Sephiroth> For 12 Frames!
[20:45] <Seph> AAAAAT THE BOWLING ALLEY!!!
[20:45] <Sephiroth> THATS ...
[20:45] <Sephiroth> .calc 1/.12
[20:45] <X2> Sephiroth: 8.333333
[20:45] <Sephiroth> 8.3 CENTS A FRAME!!!!
[20:46] <Sephiroth> IT'S THE 3RD FRAME NOW
[20:46] <Seph> 9 MORE TO GO!
[20:46] <Sephiroth> 9 MORE FRAMES OF COMPLETE NIRVANA AND HAPPINESS!
[20:47] <Seph> F00 IS STILL A PUSSY!!!!
[20:47] <Sephiroth> ! YEAH !
[20:47] <Sephiroth> AFRAID OF THE FRIENDLY GHOSTS AT THE BOWLING ALLY!
[20:47] <Seph> BECAUSE THEY MAKE HIS NACHOS COLD!
[20:47] <Seph> AND HE IS A PUSSY!
[20:48] <Sephiroth> HE TREMBLES
[20:48] <Sephiroth> AND DIES
[20:49] <Sephiroth> F00 IS UNABLE TO FINISH BOWLING!!
[20:49] <Sephiroth> YOU DID NOT GET THE POWERUP AND WIN THE GAME!!!
[20:50] <Seph> *******To be continued!*************
[20:50] <Seph> for another date and time
[20:50] <Seph> And We will still break out the ryhmes
[20:50] <Sephiroth> But until that time!
[20:50] <Seph> At The Bowling Ally
[20:51] * f00 rolls the ball down the lane,,,and hits Seph and Sephiroth because they are such a pain,,,,,in the ass why must you ask,,cuz i love bowling and knocking those fuckers down rolling
[20:53] <f00> suck on that bitches
[20:53] <f00> hehe
[20:53] <f00> you cant fuck with my Skillz
[20:54] <Seph> SHUT UP ITS THE END OF THE POEM
[20:54] <Seph> i cant add anymore
[20:54] <Seph> I must do homework
[20:54] <Sephiroth> for tonight!
[20:55] <Seph> yes.
[20:55] <f00> your poems are weak
[20:55] <f00> anyhow
[20:55] <f00> :P
[20:55] <Seph> We have 9 more verses to add tommorow night
[20:57] <f00> go do your 9th grade math
[20:57] <f00> :P

[21:00] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> STOP WITH THE SARCASM
[21:01] *** FUCK-THIS is now known as gina
[21:01] <ITS-VADER-TIME> NO?!
[21:01] <basketcase> well i gtg
[21:01] <basketcase> cyas later
[21:01] *** basketcase has left #NirvanaClub
[21:01] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> yes
[21:01] <ITS-VADER-TIME> Hmph.
[21:01] <ITS-VADER-TIME> But the poem would be so much stranger!
[21:02] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> HE IS NO TEXAS RANGER
[21:02] <ITS-VADER-TIME> JUST LIKE MICKEY TETTELTON
[21:02] <ITS-VADER-TIME> EyeForAnEye LIKE THE HEAT OF THE PITCH AGAINST HIS TENSE BODY
[21:02] <ITS-VADER-TIME> Uh?
[21:03] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> WHICH RHYMES WITH NAUGHTY
[21:03] <EyeForAnEye> I like punk girls.
[21:03] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> GET OUT OF OUR POEM
[21:03] <EyeForAnEye> And i like bondage.
[21:04] <ITS-VADER-TIME> Now he can stay in.
[21:04] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> WHAT IS YOUR NAME EYE FOR AN EYE?
[21:04] <EyeForAnEye> Matt
[21:05] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> RHYMES WITH BAT
[21:05] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> AT THE BOWLING ALLY
[21:05] <gina> MUCK OFF RYMES WITH FUCK OFF
[21:05] <ITS-VADER-TIME> MUCK OFF IS NOT A WORD, GINA
[21:05] <gina> YES IT IS
[21:05] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> GET OUT OF OUR POEM,GINA
[21:06] <EyeForAnEye> This makes me cry
[21:06] <EyeForAnEye> This makes me cry
[21:06] <EyeForAnEye> im going to take a bubble bath
[21:06] <ITS-VADER-TIME> I don't know why?
[21:06] *** EyeForAnEye is now known as eye[bubblebath]
[21:06] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> SAYS EYE4NEYE
[21:06] <ITS-VADER-TIME> You fucker, you will face my wrath.
[21:06] <gina> FUCK YOU, IM NOT IN YOUR FUCKING POEM, YOURE FUCKING POEM IS IN MY CHATTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:06] <eye[bubblebath]> to yhr nine hells with your wrath ;P
[21:06] <eye[bubblebath]> ytr = the
[21:07] <blacktango> YOU'RE ALL BREAKING THE RULES FUCKING STOP USING CAPS BEF0 I KICK Y0 ASSES WITH MY NON EXISTANT @
[21:07] <blacktango> :D
[21:07] <gina> ehehehehehe
[21:07] <gina> gooo claire!
[21:08] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> back to bowling!
[21:08] <BOWLING_POEM_TIME> f00 is possessed by the happy ghosts!

[21:47] <Seph> SEX!
[21:47] <Sephiroth> IS
[21:48] <Seph> A
[21:48] <blacktango> DAMNED
[21:48] <Castor_Troy> FUN
[21:48] <Seph> AND
[21:48] <Castor_Troy> MESSY
[21:48] <Seph> AND
[21:48] <Sephiroth> DIRTY
[21:48] <Seph> TYPE
[21:48] <Sephiroth> OF
[21:48] <blacktango> THING
[21:48] <Seph> WAY
[21:49] <Sephiroth> BECAUSE
[21:49] <Seph> IT
[21:49] <blacktango> IS
[21:49] <Seph> REALLY
[21:49] <Sephiroth> BAD
[21:49] <Seph> TO
[21:49] <blacktango> MAKE
[21:49] <Seph> WHEN
[21:49] <Sephiroth> YOU
[21:49] <Seph> ARE
[21:49] <Sephiroth> NOT
[21:49] <Seph> A
[21:50] <Sephiroth> VERY
[21:50] <Seph> NORMAL
[21:50] <blacktango> PERSON
[21:50] <Seph> WHO
[21:50] <Sephiroth> LOVES
[21:50] <Seph> TO
[21:50] <Commander> 2+2==5
[21:50] <Sephiroth> KILL
[21:50] <Seph> GOATS
[21:50] <blacktango> WITH
[21:50] <Seph> YOUR
[21:50] <Sephiroth> LARGE
[21:50] <Seph> HARD
[21:51] <blacktango> PENIS?

[20:21] <cancer> love me
[20:21] <Seph> YESSUM
[20:21] <cancer> i want to wear your underwear
[20:22] <Seph> that depends
[20:22] <Seph> YOU ARE A CHICK RIGHT CUZ IF YOU ARENT THEN I CANT BECAUSE IM NOT GAY OR SOMETHING.
[20:23] <cancer> i want you to lay down on a large pile of used toilet paper
[20:23] <Seph> mmmmmmmm
[20:23] <Seph> I luv used toilet paper
[20:24] <cancer> i want our tongues to change into thumbs and i want to play thumb war
[20:24] <Seph> hm...
[20:24] <Seph> is thatpossible?
[20:24] <cancer> yes
[20:24] <Seph> okay then
[20:24] <Seph> kick ass
[20:24] <Seph> YOUR GOING DOWN
[20:24] <Sephiroth> oh god
[20:24] <Seph> BIATCH
[20:24] <cancer> jealous sephiroth?
[20:25] <Sephiroth> Nope.
[20:25] <Seph> YOU DONT GET NONE!
[20:25] <cancer> you can join
[20:25] <Sephiroth> I'm laughing
[20:25] <cancer> after we play thumb war we can eat macaroni and cheese because it looks like pores disposing of pus
[20:26] <Sephiroth> no it does not
[20:26] <cancer> i only type for myself
[20:26] <Seph> I LIKE FISH STICKS
[20:27] <Seph> AND AND AND
[20:27] <Seph> STRAWBERRY COOLAIDE
[20:28] <cancer> i want your pubic hair to become plain steel electric strings and i want to pluck those strings with quarters
[20:29] <Seph> Im a human guitar.
[20:29] *** PinkFloyd has joined #NirvanaClub
[20:29] <X2> [PinkFloyd] <SuperArtie> wow when 'RH' gets here i'm gonna orgasm |<scary_fish> my butt still hurts from yesterday | <gina> i dont have nipple hair!!!!!
[20:30] <cancer> nipple hair has come a long way
[20:30] <PinkFloyd> cancer, how so ?
[20:30] <cancer> i don't have the ability to explain myself
[20:31] <cancer> i am the opposite of intelligent
[20:31] * PinkFloyd nods
[20:31] <cancer> back to loving
[20:32] <cancer> seph, where were we?
[20:32] <Seph> mmm
[20:32] <Seph> THE LOVE PART
[20:32] <Seph> i like to write about bowling allys.
[20:32] <cancer> after this i will think less of myself because i do not like you
[20:32] <Seph> so does sephiroth
[20:33] <Seph> we have a poem book
[20:33] <Seph> for 10 dollars.
[20:33] <Seph> WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY IT?
[20:33] <cancer> no
[20:33] <Seph> fuck off then.
[20:34] <Seph> ¤ over_(deep_sleep_remix) ¤ 5.51mb ¤
[20:34] <cancer> is this the part where i attempt to make a witty comment?
[20:34] <Seph> NO
[20:34] <Seph> THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU STFU
[20:34] <cancer> type more
[20:35] <Seph> NO
[20:35] <Seph> I HOPE YOU DIE
[20:35] <Seph> HAHAHAHHAHHAA
[20:35] <Seph> ROFLMAO
[20:35] <Seph> LOL
[20:35] <Seph> AHAHAHAHAHAAA
[20:35] <Sephiroth> shutup and start selling our book of poems
[20:35] <cancer> you refused to type but than typed
[20:35] * Sephiroth is off playing pool
[20:36] <cancer> and in what way do you want me to die?

[21:58] <Disintegration> this dude, eric weaver was smoking pot in the school stairwell today
[21:58] <Disintegration> and then, these dudes sitting next to me and my friends in lunch whipped out their dicks
[21:59] <Disintegration> it was funny tho...b/c our superintendent chased after him with his walky talky...and the air smelled of it
[21:59] <Disintegration> i was like, hook me up

[16:11] * EyeForAnEye lays in some hay
[16:11] <EyeForAnEye> waah waah im baby jesus

[16:37] <queenie> who was it who told me i could pee for england/
[16:37] <queenie> ?
[16:38] * Sephiroth snickers
[16:38] <Sephiroth> olympic pisser
[16:38] <Uhhhh> now that'd be a sport to watch
[16:38] <EyeForAnEye> I CAN PISS A METER@
[16:38] <negative-creep> thats not much
[16:39] <EyeForAnEye> i mean 12 meters
[16:39] <negative-creep> you need to aim higher
[16:39] <Sephiroth> haha
[16:39] <queenie> hehe
[16:39] <EyeForAnEye> if i aim any higher ill get my chin

[21:07] <Sephiroth> I HAVE FOUND A LARGE MAN
[21:08] * gina hides
[21:09] <that_one_dude> dare I ask what you need a large man for?
[21:10] <blacktango> to pop his knee back in
[21:10] <that_one_dude> *sigh of releif*

[21:29] <cancer> who here loves me?
[21:30] * Sephiroth poins to f00
[21:30] * f00 hears a pin drop
[21:31] <cancer> f00......you love me?
[21:31] * Sephiroth watches the tumbleweed go by
[21:33] <cancer> :(
[21:33] <cancer> no one loves me
[21:37] <f00> LOL
[21:37] <cancer> do you love me?
[21:37] <EyeForAnEye> Yes
[21:37] <cancer> :)
[21:37] <EyeForAnEye> i want to hold your hand
[21:37] <f00> HAHA
[21:37] <cancer> fall asleep in my arms?
[21:37] <EyeForAnEye> when i go to sleep you're all that i see
[21:38] <cancer> shower with me?
[21:38] <f00> hehe
[21:38] <EyeForAnEye> bath me with your lips, baby.
[21:38] <cancer> :D
[21:38] <f00> ROTFL
[21:39] <cancer> i'm dying to meet you f00
[21:39] <f00> dont die on the way here
[21:40] <f00> :P
[21:40] <cancer> what are we going to do f00?
[21:40] <EyeForAnEye> I am moving back in the line for this file.
[21:40] <EyeForAnEye> Odd.
[21:40] <cancer> :(
[21:41] <f00> cancer: you and my cat can rub each other down with hair ball medicine
[21:41] <EyeForAnEye> I do, I do, Everything I do for you.
[21:42] <cancer> oh f00....i've been waiting to read those words from you.....i want to form to be intimate with you
[21:43] <f00> doh
[21:43] <f00> f00 has an infected file in his mirc folder
[21:43] <f00> wonder what it could be
[21:43] <EyeForAnEye> notavirus.exe
[21:43] * PinkFloyd exploits Matt's backdoor
[21:43] <PinkFloyd> asdf
[21:43] <f00> haha
[21:43] <PinkFloyd> /clear !@#

[17:57] <queenie> maan i have the worst headache... my head is going to explode
[17:57] <Sephiroth> turn on your webcam
[17:57] <queenie> it's not installed
[17:57] <Sephiroth> Exploding Heads = RATINGS!!
[17:57] <queenie> :P
[17:58] <queenie> meanie

[14:21] <Sephiroth> "We love you Chad, but Jesus loves you even more!"
[14:22] * Sephiroth falls off laughing
[14:22] <Sephiroth> They spelled 'faggot' wrong.
[14:22] <Sephiroth> What idiots these people are. And these comics are pathetic.
[14:23] <Sephiroth> The hell?
[14:23] <Sephiroth> It goes from dealing with homosexuality to making the monthly house payments

[14:51] <Sephiroth> My god
[14:51] <Sephiroth> These people
[14:51] <Leia> lol
[14:52] * Sephiroth shakes his head.
[14:52] <Sephiroth> Now we've gone from Alcohol Abuse to winning furniture in court.

[22:47] <gina> im not fuckin tell you my bra size!
[22:47] <f00> lol
[22:47] <the_voice_85> gina are they 34 AAA
[22:47] <gina> why the fuck would any of you care??????
[22:47] <gina> perves
[22:47] <f00> no one cares
[22:47] <PinkFloyd> gina, please ?
[22:47] <f00> just curious
[22:47] <gina> aahhhh
[22:48] <travis> how come no one asks me my cup size?
[22:48] <f00> lol
[22:48] <the_voice_85> lol
[22:48] <gina> ..ok, let me rephrase that, why does anyone wanna know
[22:48] <f00> and i feel like shit i need sleeep!!

[14:56] <penguin> are we all going to sleep in the same bed?
[14:56] <Kuja> I don't think so penguin
[14:56] <penguin> shower together?
[14:56] <penguin> hold each others hands while shitting
[14:56] <penguin> ?
[14:56] <scary_fish> I'll make the floor into one big mattrass

[15:02] <penguin> i would like to fuck with your minds.....i wish i had the ability to turn into a penguin.....i would walk into the terminal with a laptop and bowtie on and say "hey guys"

[15:05] <Supercharger> and strangly enough i like it when its lumpy

[15:08] <ZoMbiEE> but i have nout to gobble
[15:08] <Kuja> ?
[15:08] <Supercharger> huh?

[15:15] <Deceit> I need a nice meaningful carving to put on to the side of my pipe when I come to make it
[15:16] <ZoMbiEE> something meaninfull eh
[15:16] <ZoMbiEE> well what about a cat
[15:16] <ZoMbiEE> there grate
[15:16] <ZoMbiEE> ot 'JESS'

[16:49] *** Kuja is now known as Mae-Young
[16:49] <queenie> isnt that a violin player?
[16:49] <queenie> mae young
[16:50] <queenie> unless its someone else called mae
[16:50] <Meddle> Thats Vanessa Mae, isn't it?
[16:50] <Mae-Young> no
[16:50] <Mae-Young> Mae Young is not a violin player
[16:50] <Mae-Young> Mae Young:
[16:50] <Mae-Young> Claim to Fame:
[16:50] <Mae-Young> -Exposed her "breasts" at Royal Rumble 2000
[16:50] <Mae-Young> -Wrestled for eight decades
[16:50] <Mae-Young> -Gave birth to a hand on WWF TV.
[16:51] <queenie> gave birth to a HAND?!?!
[16:51] <Mae-Young> That is Mae Young
[16:51] <Mae-Young> Yeah
[16:51] <Mae-Young> I've got a pic for ya
[16:51] <queenie> eeeek

[15:29] <Sephiroth> TOM
[15:29] <Sephiroth> [16:55] <PantieHamster> i have a picture of tom hugging pavarotti
[15:29] <Deceit> what jake?
[15:30] <Deceit> what?!
[15:30] <Deceit> well thats a lie
[15:30] <Sephiroth> Really?
[15:30] <Deceit> I've never hugged a fat person in my life and matt never has a camera

[15:30] <xARGOn> tom, have you done ur biology?
[15:31] <Deceit> I'm doing it
[15:31] <xARGOn> good good :)
[15:31] <Deceit> my Word got clubbed with the insanity stick when I tried to make my table

[13:58] <queenie> i once had the tv hooked up to the huge speakers :p
[13:58] <queenie> :o/
[13:58] <queenie> thats as adventurous as i get

[20:13] * SAwA sits on jake
[20:14] <Sephiroth> well hello
[20:14] * CrazyDiamond throws up
[20:14] <CrazyDiamond> clean it up, bitch
[20:14] <Sephiroth> way to ruin the moment

[16:31] <scary_fish> lol I dont think f00s gonna be home when you come
[16:31] <scary_fish> hehehe
[16:31] <CrazyDiamond> sure he will be
[16:31] <Sephiroth> yeah, he WILL be home
[16:32] <Sephiroth> Because if he isn't, we're taking your car
[16:32] <f00> my car is nice
[16:32] <f00> its got an alarm penis
[16:32] <f00> your taking nothing
[16:32] <Sephiroth> HAHAHA
[16:32] <f00> :P
[16:32] <broken_guitar> the batman's car
[16:32] <Sephiroth> an alarm penis
[16:32] <Sephiroth> ?
[16:33] <Sephiroth> what does it do, squirt things at you when you're trying to steal the car?
[16:33] <f00> yeah
[16:33] <f00> cums all over you
[16:34] <f00> then you cant move

[22:59] <f00> i wouldnt fuck ya sis
[22:59] <f00> ill take care of you
[22:59] <f00> ;)
[22:59] <Disintegration> w0rd
[22:59] <Disintegration> dude...
[22:59] <f00> red and yellow than came to be
[22:59] <Sephiroth> [22:59] <f00> i wouldnt fuck ya sis
[22:59] <Sephiroth> excuse me?
[23:00] <PinkFloyd> haha
[23:00] <f00> LOL
[23:00] <gina> lol
[23:00] <Disintegration> i was speeding as usual coming over ur place and it was raining...and i was like fuck...i have to control this car...what if i get pulled over and they search my car
[23:00] <f00> your alright
[23:00] <f00> its just round here thats hot
[23:00] <f00> since i live in the hood
[23:00] <f00> hehe

[17:31] <Sephiroth> tom
[17:31] <Sephiroth> shoot me
[17:31] <let_me_die> Marce: does n e 1 else agree that courtney payed for kurt 2 be murdered?
[17:31] * Deceit promptly shoots Jake
[17:31] <Deceit> done and done
[17:31] <Marce> killed a god!
[17:32] * Sephiroth plays it off as a suicide
[17:32] * Deceit writes many books and press releases and gathers lot and lots of money and tries to release jakes music and take the earnings for her 'non' work
[17:32] <Deceit> *his

[17:52] <kurt> i am big and bold
[17:52] <CitizenX> no you are fat and old
[17:52] <kurt> and red
[17:53] <kurt> i'm only 15
[17:53] <kurt> and not fat eithrer
[17:53] <kurt> shut up citizen baldy
[17:54] <SAwA> there aint nothing wrong with being fat
[17:54] <SAwA> or being bald
[17:54] <kurt> yeh there is, you cant get some
[17:54] * Sephiroth snickers
[17:54] <Deceit> dude, I'm a rake and I still dont get any
[17:54] <Sephiroth> fat people have sex all the time
[17:54] <Sephiroth> want proof?
[17:54] <CitizenX> lol
[17:54] <kurt> fat people do not have sex all the time
[17:54] <kurt> or anytime
[17:55] <SAwA> god....dont get him started kurt
[17:55] <kurt> fat women need love to, but they only get it from fat men
[17:55] <Sephiroth> Oh yeah?
[17:55] <kurt> its called ugly sex
[17:55] <Deceit> man
[17:55] <Deceit> you're so obnoxious
[17:55] <kurt> no i'm not
[17:55] <Sephiroth> kurt
[17:55] <Sephiroth> go to
[17:55] <Sephiroth> www.bigwomen.com
[17:56] <kurt> hey i dont want no fat porn site
[17:56] <Sephiroth> www.obeserotica.com
[17:56] <CitizenX> lol
[17:56] <kurt> oh man no thanx
[17:56] <Sephiroth> hmmm
[17:56] <CitizenX> damn always when i'm here and JJ too i have to clean my URL catcher afterwards
[17:56] <Sephiroth> fine.
[17:56] <kurt> sorry fat people just dont tun me on

[18:04] <queenie> .k everyone *gr0wl*
[18:04] <queenie> bollocks

[20:09] <CrazyDiamond> jake became an op before i got my peon back
[20:09] * CrazyDiamond sets up his noose
[20:10] <CrazyDiamond> all i ever wanted in life was to be an op of #nirvanaclub
[20:10] <CrazyDiamond> that's all
[20:10] <gina> jakes an op??
[20:10] <Sephiroth> crazy, huh?
[20:10] * CrazyDiamond steps up to the noose
[20:10] <CrazyDiamond> but no, it had to be jake
[20:10] * CrazyDiamond puts the noose around his neck
[20:10] <CrazyDiamond> FUCK YOU ALL!!!
[20:10] * CrazyDiamond jumps
[20:10] *** CrazyDiamond has quit IRC (I'll see you on the darkside of the moon.)

[20:27] <ChAtJuNkIe> .topic THIS IS NOT RUBIN'S HATE CHANNEL
[20:27] *** X2 changes topic to 'THIS IS NOT RUBIN'S HATE CHANNEL '
[20:28] <Sephiroth> Get Rubin in here
[20:28] <Sephiroth> see what he does.
[20:30] <ChAtJuNkIe> heh
[20:30] <ChAtJuNkIe> I dare ya...
[20:30] <Sephiroth> I dared you first
[20:30] * Sephiroth points to seph
[20:30] <Sephiroth> make him do it
[20:31] <ChAtJuNkIe> can I change the topic atleast ?
[20:31] <ChAtJuNkIe> lol
[20:31] <Sephiroth> If you want to be a pussy :)
[20:31] <ChAtJuNkIe> .invite rubin
[20:31] <ChAtJuNkIe> THERE!
[20:31] <ChAtJuNkIe> I GOT BALLZ
[20:31] <Sephiroth> hardly
[20:31] <ChAtJuNkIe> ?
[20:31] *** X2 has left #Afternetistan (Suspended by Rubin.)
[20:31] <Sephiroth> you idiot
[20:31] <ChAtJuNkIe> wtf!
[20:31] <Sephiroth> hmmm
[20:32] * Sephiroth shakes his head

[19:41] <Sephiroth> Do me a gigantic favor?
[19:42] <Sephiroth> A favor that will rock the foundations of Earth?
[19:42] <PinkFloyd> hehe sure, whats up
[19:42] <Sephiroth> alright,
[19:42] <Sephiroth> Type .
[19:42] <Sephiroth> Then c
[19:42] <Sephiroth> How about an L after that
[19:42] <Sephiroth> Then let's go with a V
[19:42] <Sephiroth> And then another L
[19:42] <Sephiroth> Now, here comes the fun part.
[19:43] <PinkFloyd> haha :P
[19:43] <Sephiroth> mix up all the letters of sephiroth, then see how fast you can unscramble them
[19:43] <Sephiroth> then type poe backwards without the E.
[19:44] <Sephiroth> And then you may press enter :)

[20:23] <f00> did you get banned yet
[20:23] <Sephiroth> You're off the userlist
[20:23] <Sephiroth> and I've fucked everyone up
[20:23] <f00> LOL

[15:56] <Twinkle> zombie is a babe
[15:56] <ZoMbiEE> :D
[15:56] <Draconis-Albionensis> zombie is a goril!
[15:57] <ZoMbiEE> hahah!
[15:57] <diablos> what the hell do you talk?

[15:57] <queenieeeee> i will prolly look tramp like on saturday :/
[15:57] <Its-Vader-Time> excuse me?
[15:57] <ZoMbiEE> diablos, what do you want?
[15:57] <queenieeeee> as usual

[15:48] <PantieHamster> do you know if tom placed the oder?
[15:48] <PantieHamster> order rather

[15:44] * Its-Vader-Time finishes his cold fish sticks
[15:44] <PantieHamster> flaming hell
[15:44] <PantieHamster> you started them over 2 hours ago
[15:45] <Its-Vader-Time> I know
[15:45] <ZoMbiEE> aaaaaaaah!
[15:45] <Its-Vader-Time> I just never got around to finishing them
[15:45] <Its-Vader-Time> I've been out shoveling for an hour
[15:45] <Twinkle> shoveling
[15:45] <Twinkle> what
[15:45] <ZoMbiEE> snow
[15:45] <PantieHamster> yeah that sounds rather unsavoury

[15:37] <Its-Vader-Time> IT'S VADER TIME
[15:37] <PantieHamster> then you must learn
[15:37] <PantieHamster> ah jeez not again

[15:17] <modark> like granny porn
[15:17] <queenie> i prefer grandad porn
[15:18] <queenie> i used to have some of that

[13:31] *** gina is now known as Its-Gina-Time
[13:31] <Its-Gina-Time> haha
[13:32] <Its-Gina-Time> er, no
[13:32] *** Its-Gina-Time is now known as gina

[13:03] <SAwA> so why would you want a painful little box of electricity on your belt?
[13:04] <MarkXV> to surprises jehova's witnesses

[12:42] <negative-creep> so how did you get from homeless... to internet access all day long in 3 years ?
[12:42] <Punker> couldnt tell ya Rob
[12:42] <PantieHamster> well that concludes that
[12:42] <Punker> good
[12:43] <negative-creep> cos i spent one night sleeping in a field, do i qualify as homeless??
[12:43] <PantieHamster> you do
[12:43] <Punker> how long did you do it for
[12:43] <negative-creep> few hours
[12:43] <scary_fish> lol
[12:43] <Punker> hmmmmmm
[12:43] <scary_fish> thats called camping rob
[12:43] <scary_fish> lmao
[12:43] <Punker> probabily not
[12:44] <Meddle> I slept in a barn for a whole night at the risk of a farmer finding me and shooting me....does that make me harkor?
[12:44] <PantieHamster> man simon!
[12:44] <PantieHamster> you're great!

[12:52] <PantieHamster> flamin' hell
[12:52] <PantieHamster> man i can't believe i was going to pay £50 for a tazer
[12:52] <PantieHamster> my next mission is to have one that's on a belt
[12:52] <Andy> hehe
[12:52] <SAwA> a what?
[12:52] <PantieHamster> mission being a task to make one
[12:53] <PantieHamster> a tazer, self-defense electrionic harming tool
[12:53] <PantieHamster> though a crossbow would be better
[12:54] <Andy> they are illegal matt
[12:54] <PantieHamster> baah

[12:58] <Andy> OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[12:58] <Andy> i was soldering and it discharged into me
[12:58] <Its-Vader-Time> what are you doing?
[12:58] <Its-Vader-Time> You seem to be hurting yourself quite a bit, Andy
[12:59] <Andy> i know
[12:59] <Andy> i am making a tazer

[13:07] <Andy> SHIT!
[13:07] <Andy> AGAIN!
[13:07] <PantieHamster> jesus christ
[13:07] <Andy> it fucking arcked through my metal plyers!!
[13:07] <PantieHamster> have you ever thought of taking the battery off?
[13:07] <Andy> jesus
[13:07] <Andy> i did matt, they are capacitors
[13:07] <Andy> they charge up and hold their charge
[13:07] <Andy> now that REALLY hurt
[13:07] <PantieHamster> well discharge it then god damnit
[13:07] <Andy> i kepe forgetting
[13:08] * Andy breaks down in pain
[13:08] <Andy> i now know what it feels liek to be arrested in america

[14:30] <ginAway> hmm, some dudes just came to my front door and asked if my driveway needed to be plowed
[14:30] <ZoMbiEE> hahah
[14:30] <ZoMbiEE> what did you say 'fuck of you fag!'
[14:30] <ZoMbiEE> i would have.

[15:11] <ZoMbiEE> when she spoke she said somethin gay like ' im not going to speak not german shit, so i just say hi'

[15:55] <gina> ITS VADER TIME
[15:55] <diablos> ?
[15:55] <diablos> no
[15:55] <diablos> the human?
[15:56] <diablos> i don't know
[15:56] <diablos> what do you talk?
[15:56] <diablos> zombie
[15:56] <Its-Vader-Time> 19:55] <gina> i used to eat sand
[15:57] <diablos> your blood
[15:57] <diablos> why
[15:58] <ZoMbiEE> i keep playing with my plaits
[15:58] <ZoMbiEE> hahah!
[15:58] <ZoMbiEE> what a brilliant invention hair is

[15:58] <Twinkle> i have a temperture
[15:58] <Twinkle> it not good
[15:58] <modark> im surprised the amount of things people don know in here
[15:58] <diablos> you listen me
[15:59] <Twinkle> i keep sneezing
[15:59] <modark> the other day - someone thought norway was in america
[15:59] <diablos> you........
[15:59] <Draconis-Albionensis> i do too
[15:59] <diablos> know
[15:59] <ZoMbiEE> haha
[15:59] <Its-Vader-Time> Who wants the VADER SONG?
[15:59] <Twinkle> your getting a cold or the flu
[16:00] <Twinkle> as i am
[16:00] <Its-Vader-Time> .....
[16:00] * Its-Vader-Time waits
[16:00] <Its-Vader-Time> You're all in denial
[16:00] <Draconis-Albionensis> well if i get time off of school i will be joyful

[16:05] <Yurf_Rendenmein> damn you jakey!
[16:05] <Yurf_Rendenmein> always sending me useless crap
[16:05] <Yurf_Rendenmein> heidi has descovered how to change her name
[16:05] <Its-Vader-Time> IT'S NOT USELESS JESS
[16:05] <Its-Vader-Time> IT'S VADERS SONG
[16:05] <Yurf_Rendenmein> ok then
[16:06] <Yurf_Rendenmein> *cough*