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[16:07] <Discharge> <BlackFlag> if your wondering what type of sexual acitivity im into its vanilla sex, kinky sex, dom. there :) hahaha
[16:07] <BlackFlag> lol
[16:07] <BlackFlag> i knew you were gonna do that
[16:07] <Discharge> don't say it then
[16:08] <Discharge> (=
[16:08] <BlackFlag> hahah
[16:08] <BlackFlag> but then if i dotn say shit, i cant talk to you
[16:08] <Discharge> hehe
[16:08] <Discharge> True.
[16:08] <BlackFlag> and you cant tlak to the boy you have a crush on. hahahahhaa got ya there
[16:08] <Discharge> you have a crush on me ?
[16:08] <Discharge> awwww
[16:08] * Discharge kisses Damien
[16:08] <BlackFlag> no
[16:08] <BlackFlag> no
[16:09] <BlackFlag> you have a crush on me. like you said
[16:09] <Disintegration> I have a crush on Rich's mom.

[16:23] <Disintegration> [16:17] <Discharge> my anal is pretty tastey
[16:23] <Disintegration> [16:17] * Diva_babe raises a brow O_o
[16:23] <Disintegration> [16:17] <Diva_babe> Discharge ur foul
[16:23] <Disintegration> [16:17] <Disintegration> I can vouch for that ..
[16:23] <Disintegration> [16:17] <Disintegration> it is
[16:23] <Disintegration> [16:17] <Disintegration> Foul bowel
[16:23] <Disintegration> uh ..
[16:23] <Disintegration> sorry wrong room

[17:03] <Discharge> i just miss britts penis

[22:41] <Disintegration> Oh I should tell you about my evening tonight ...
[22:41] <Kuja> yeah
[22:41] <Kuja> go ahead
[22:43] <Disintegration> My friend tasha picked me up ... she attmpted to leave my house .. her abttery was dead, my dad jumped her .. we go out .. she hits parked car .. she drives away from parked car .. police come .. police mkae her show the damage ... tasha calls her parents .. we go back to the car .. battery is dead again .. get jumped again .. go to pick up her brother .. battery goes dead .. get jumped again..the end
[22:43] <Disintegration> but she just got her liscense today ..

[22:46] <Disintegration> "she was talking bout seeing him or some shit"
[22:46] <Disintegration> that was your quote
[22:46] <f00> quote to whom?
[22:47] <Disintegration> in the nfc statistics
[22:48] <Disintegration> but who/what were you talking about???
[22:48] <Disintegration> me?
[22:48] <Kuja> He was talking about me and you
[22:48] <Disintegration> ...?
[22:48] <Kuja> YOu're coming up to see me
[22:48] <Kuja> Remember?
[22:48] <Disintegration> uh huh.
[22:48] <Disintegration> ...
[22:48] <Disintegration> ..sure.
[22:48] <Kuja> ...maybe you were drunk
[22:48] <Kuja> But you promised me 4 kids.
[22:48] <Disintegration> uh huh.
[22:48] <f00> lol
[22:49] <Disintegration> no ..
[22:49] <f00> uj0 i got to find that one
[22:49] <f00> damnit!
[22:49] <f00> shit
[22:49] <NFC> cow shit, horse shit, dog shit, cat shit. what kind of shit is it?
[22:49] <f00> fuck off dumbass bot
[22:49] <f00> quote that

[23:01] <Disintegration> So how was that pubic hair-cut
[23:01] <f00> not yet
[23:01] <f00> i will now
[23:01] <f00> i got a cock mullet
[23:01] <Disintegration> you're doing it now?

* vanik is gone: either napping, watching tv, or lying unconscious in a pool of urine.

<hippie> I'm an ugly gay faggot

<Kuja> <QuizBot> Question 3 of 12: What is Canada's lowest point?
<Kuja> <Kuja> their intelligence
<Kuja> * Kuja runs away
<Kuja> <timduncansucks> ha

[17:03] <nosferatu_man> jesus christ - can't i go five minutes without being hacked at with a chainsaw?!

[22:05] <GIND[sims]> dicks
[22:05] <Disintegration> Kuja is my wife and I promised her 4 kids...that can make one a bit tired.
[22:05] <Sketch_Turner> gah! too much info...
[22:05] <Disintegration> I just don't perform the way I did 40 years ago.
[22:05] <Sketch_Turner> GAH!
[22:06] <Disintegration> And now I've got some odd rash on the ol' genitalia
[22:06] <Kuja> ....
[22:06] <Sketch_Turner> could you keep that to yourself!
[22:06] <Disintegration> Maybe Kuja's been sleeping with his boss.

[22:47] <Disintegration> <--gets new new strings again this wekend
[22:48] <Kuja> cool
[22:48] <[o]playing-EQ> DAMN
[22:48] <[o]playing-EQ> i thought shs said i get new g-strings
[22:48] <[o]playing-EQ> man
[22:48] <[o]playing-EQ> i was gonna drive up there
[22:48] <Disintegration> your granny

23:17] <Kuja> I'm trying to find a way to unban Derrick
[23:19] <Disintegration> why?
[23:20] <Kuja> Because he's banned.
[23:21] <Kuja> Why else?

<Capricorn> Disintegration stop gmailing people that are in the room
<Disintegration> !gmail Capricorn ok man

[20:11] <Kuja> WILD LESBIAN DILDO PARTIES
[20:11] <[o]> awww yeah!
[20:11] <f00> i should be able to stay connected all the time
[20:11] <nosferatu_man> i had one of them

[19:45] <f00> who let the dogs out
[19:45] <f00> woof woof woof
[19:45] <f00> who let the dogs out

[21:04] <Kuja> My longest relationship was for 5 months.
[21:04] <Schoolboy> 1 yr 1 month
[21:05] <jake> 6 days

[21:57] <CrazyDiamond> jake
[21:57] <Kuja> what?
[21:57] <CrazyDiamond> we're meeting at f00's house?
[21:57] <Kuja> yeah
[21:57] <Kuja> haha
[21:57] <shmangy> bull shit
[21:57] <CrazyDiamond> .....
[21:57] <CrazyDiamond> no
[21:57] <CrazyDiamond> he'll shoot us
[21:57] <shmangy> hehe
[21:57] <Kuja> lmao
[21:57] <CrazyDiamond> but not before i get to meet his wife
[21:58] <shmangy> he'll be like "who are those losers?"
[21:58] <CrazyDiamond> yeah
[21:58] <shmangy> with one arm around britt and one arm around his wife
[21:58] <CrazyDiamond> "get these kids out of my fucking house"
[21:58] <f00> you aint meeting at my house unless you bring a bag
[21:58] <f00> of weed
[21:58] <Kuja> Maybe we shouldn't meet at f00's house.
[21:58] <f00> lol
[21:59] <Kuja> I don't want to die.
[21:59] <f00> ill probobly have to end up beating the fuck out of you 2
[21:59] <CrazyDiamond> most likely
[21:59] <shmangy> hehe
[21:59] <f00> lol
[21:59] <Kuja> f00, riley is bigger than you right now
[21:59] <CrazyDiamond> taller
[21:59] <Kuja> I will be 6'2
[21:59] <Kuja> You can't mess with us
[21:59] <CrazyDiamond> but f00 is probably more muscular
[21:59] <Kuja> We'll kick your ass
[21:59] <Kuja> Riley will probably piss his pants in the corner
[21:59] <f00> litterally
[21:59] <CrazyDiamond> hahaha
[21:59] <Kuja> as I'm beating the shit out of f00
[21:59] <f00> i laugh at you
[21:59] <shmangy> hehe
[22:00] <Kuja> hmm
[22:00] * Kuja wonders if f00 owns any firearms
[22:00] <CrazyDiamond> just his fist

[22:02] <f00> and im very high strung
[22:02] <f00> i just have a bad temper
[22:02] <Kuja> Ok riley
[22:02] <f00> with a short fuse
[22:02] <Kuja> We will NOT be meeting at f00's
[22:02] <Kuja> We will go RIGHT to Euope
[22:02] <f00> lol
[22:02] <Kuja> we will not even go to Pennsylvania
[22:03] <CrazyDiamond> ....
[22:03] <CrazyDiamond> we'll meet at the airport
[22:03] <Kuja> You're just gonna have to drive your retarded ass all the way to Michigan
[22:03] <CrazyDiamond> JAKE
[22:03] <CrazyDiamond> YOU ASS FUCK
[22:03] <CrazyDiamond> i'm not going to michigan
[22:04] <CrazyDiamond> i'm not driving to god damn michigan

[22:08] <Kuja> riley
[22:08] <CrazyDiamond> jake
[22:08] <Kuja> how are we gonna keep in touch
[22:08] <f00> with his hand

[22:20] * Kuja stands up.
[22:20] <Kuja> It's like me and Riley's family
[22:20] <Kuja> I insult them all the time
[22:20] <shmangy> what happened?
[22:20] <CrazyDiamond> jake
[22:20] <Kuja> SORRY
[22:20] * Kuja sits back down.

[22:48] <f00> brb,,lemme see where my sex status for the evening falls tonight

[13:38] <NFC> hello deceit honey. how about a biig kiss?
[13:38] <NFC> *mooch*
[13:39] <Kuja> hmmm
[13:39] * Kuja looks to tom
[13:39] <Kuja> Don't hold back your feelings
[13:40] <marshy> Yea Tommy. Break the shackles and go with your true feelings.
[13:41] * Kuja pushes Tom up to NFC
[13:41] * marshy helps Kuja.
[13:41] <NFC> Oh come here you sweetypie!
[13:42] <Deceit> what the fuck is going on!?
[13:42] <Deceit> I look away for a moment and come back to find you pushing homosexuallity onto me
[13:43] <NFC> Well what are you doing with that leather captains hat then? *wink*

After sending f00 an MP3 of Twisted Sister: We're Not Gonna Take It:

[20:29] <f00> WTF is this shit
[20:29] <Kuja> tee hee
[20:29] <Disintegration> lmfa0
[20:29] <Kuja> What f00\
[20:29] <Kuja> You don't like Twisted Sister?
[20:29] <f00> i should smack you for wasting my valueable time
[20:29] <f00> no
[20:29] <Disintegration> lol
[20:29] <f00> katie is laughing
[20:29] <f00> lmao
[20:30] <Kuja> haha
[20:30] <Disintegration> LOL
[20:30] <f00> she sais what are you listening too
[20:30] <Kuja> hahaha
[20:30] <Disintegration> hehe
[20:30] <Disintegration> i can hear her saying that too
[20:30] <Kuja> TWISTED SISTER!
[20:30] <Disintegration> hehe tell here ur a long time fan br0
[20:30] <Disintegration> her**
[20:30] <f00> ROFL
[20:30] <Disintegration> br0 .. just like the effigies
[20:30] <f00> she sais you gotta watch that shit matt,,you dont know what your getting
[20:30] <f00> ROFL
[20:30] <Disintegration> lol
[20:31] <Disintegration> just tell her your being the receiver, liek always
[20:31] <Disintegration> =P
[20:31] <Kuja> haha
[20:31] <Kuja> WE'RTE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
[20:31] * Disintegration spanX
[20:31] <Disintegration> LMFAO
[20:31] <Disintegration> that dude is so .. fuct up
[20:31] <f00> im no reciever carpate eater :P
[20:31] <f00> carpet
[20:32] <Disintegration> uh huh.
[20:32] <f00> jake you suck bitch
[20:32] <f00> :P
[20:32] * f00 slaps Kuja around a bit with piece of shit
[20:32] * f00 kicks Kuja in the nuts
[20:32] * f00 punches Kuja in his face

[23:30] <f00> .ban *!*@*.dyn.optonline.net
[23:30] *** X2 sets mode: +b *!*@*.dyn.optonline.net
[23:30] * f00 kicks Kuja in the nuts
[23:31] <f00> there CRY baby
[23:32] <Kuja> thanks whore.
[23:32] <Kuja> and crybaby is a compound word.
[23:32] <f00> no it isnt and who gives a shit english major
[23:33] * f00 punches Kuja in his face
[23:33] <Kuja> At least I can spell.
[23:33] <Kuja> f00
[23:33] <f00> ?
[23:33] <Kuja> you're 23 and you don't know what a compound word is
[23:33] <Kuja> god damnit
[23:33] <f00> yes i do asshole!
[23:33] <Kuja> what is it then!
[23:33] <f00> its the weekend and almost midnight hooker
[23:34] <f00> so shut up
[23:34] <Kuja> what!?
[23:34] <f00> and besides dont let your daddy catch you on the comp this late or he will analy tak you again
[23:34] <f00> you best go to bed

[18:59] * Meddle focks f00
[19:00] * Deceit raises an eyebrow
[19:00] <f00> >:|

[19:01] <Meddle> byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssppppppppppptttttttthhhhhhhhhssssssseeeeeeeee
[19:01] <Deceit> that made no sense in hell

[19:05] <nosferatu_man> i'm "the amazing internet bitch"
[19:05] <Deceit> if you like
[19:06] <ZoMbiEE> are you dan..
[19:06] <nosferatu_man> i read "the amazing internet bench" wrong
[19:06] <nosferatu_man> and i laughed and laughed
[19:06] <Deceit> what the fucks an internet bench anyway?!!
[19:06] <nosferatu_man> dunno - ask msn.com
[19:06] <ZoMbiEE> lol
[19:06] * Deceit decides not to
[19:06] <ZoMbiEE> jess - stop laughing
[19:06] <ZoMbiEE> ok
[19:06] <Deceit> hey we met this well cool man today
[19:06] <Schoolboy> The Teenage Guide To Popularity
[19:07] <Deceit> he was juggling a baton

[19:09] <Kuja> each is a silly word
[19:09] <nosferatu_man> The amazing Internet Bench
[19:09] <nosferatu_man> lol
[19:09] <Kuja> EACH EACH EACH EACH EACH
[19:09] <nosferatu_man> each each each
[19:09] <ZoMbiEE> wtf
[19:09] <nosferatu_man> every word's funny if you look at it and spell it and say it long enough
[19:10] <nosferatu_man> when i was reading my book, i thought the word "See" looked ridiculous
[19:10] <nosferatu_man> see see see see see see see
[19:10] <Schoolboy> hehe
[19:10] <Schoolboy> i SEE what u mean
[19:10] <nosferatu_man> see what i mean
[19:10] <nosferatu_man> see?

[19:10] *** TIMMY has joined #NirvanaClub
[19:10] <Kuja> LOOK AT ME TIMMY
[19:10] <Kuja> TIMMY
[19:10] <Schoolboy> I SEE
[19:10] <Schoolboy> hehe
[19:10] <nosferatu_man> hehe
[19:10] <Kuja> Timmy timmy timmo timma
[19:10] <Kuja> timmmmmmmmmmmmm
[19:10] <nosferatu_man> wiley
[19:11] <Schoolboy> see that
[19:11] <nosferatu_man> i'm a wiley fox
[19:11] *** TIMMY has left #NirvanaClub
[19:11] <nosferatu_man> lol
[19:11] <ZoMbiEE> lol
[19:11] <ZoMbiEE> drunk dan = funny
[19:11] <Kuja> that fuck head
[19:11] <nosferatu_man> that's briliant - you've got to put that on your quotes page jake

[19:12] <Deceit> 'The door bursts open and the many people sitting quietly talking amongst themselves and with glasses of drink in hand are stunned to silence as an insane stranger bursts into the room shouting with almost terror 'COME!...AS YHIOU'
[19:12] <Deceit> 'He turns and leaves disappointed as the room remains in and silence and looks at each other'

[19:13] <[o]> im eating triscuit's and listening to country

[19:22] <Deceit> god I just realised my phone was on ringing volume 3, if someone phoned me or texted me, not only would it scare the living shit out of me but I'd have to deal witht he humiliation from the entire family

[19:24] <[o]> im like 26
[19:24] <[o]> i guess im old
[19:25] <nosferatu_man> you're the same age as my brother was when he was 25

[19:33] <Kuja> Your dad had sex with Darth Vader
[19:33] <ZoMbiEE> lol
[19:33] <Deceit> who hasnt
[19:33] <nosferatu_man> Darth told me my dad was much better than yours
[19:33] <ZoMbiEE> lol
[19:33] <Kuja> THAT'S A LIE!
[19:33] <basketcase> hehehe

[19:34] <nosferatu_man> what's fedex?
[19:34] <Kuja> fed-x
[19:34] <nosferatu_man> man.. i don't have any tonight - i resorted to alcohol
[19:34] <Deceit> an american courier company
[19:34] <f00> jess: are you the type of chick that like chains and whips and cuffs?
[19:34] <Kuja> f00's a stupid bitch
[19:34] <Kuja> haha
[19:34] <Deceit> they deliver things
[19:34] <ZoMbiEE> yeah i am f00
[19:34] <ZoMbiEE> mwhaha
[19:34] <f00> hmmm
[19:34] <Deceit> like Parcel Force, but quicker

[19:35] <[o]> mp3 [Willie Nelson & Waylon Jennings - Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys.mp3] - (2m27s/112kbps) stuff
[19:35] <f00> wtf
[19:35] * ZoMbiEE pets dan
[19:35] <Kuja> the hell
[19:35] <[o]> w0rd
[19:35] <[o]> heh
[19:35] <[o]> HAH
[19:36] <[o]> HAHAHA

[19:46] <Kuja> I wonder how fat people have sex
[19:46] <ZoMbiEE> bless you dan

<Xenon> Niki is from the taking stuff too seriously capital California
<Niki> and you're from I'm a fucking idiot Canada.

<Niki> I hate the fact that ppl think they know how others feelings are through the internet
<Xenon> Niki right now, I'm sensing anger, and I'm sensing lots of other emotions
<Niki> Kuja i still wanna know how you have your own slut

<Niki> well I didnt know what was going on, and i'm walking around outside..and the helicopter's going "please stay inside your house"
<Niki> and i'm like, hell no...i wanna see what's going on

<Kuja> I have to start getting up at 530AM for school
<Kuja> hmm
<Deceit> 5,30?
<Deceit> thats absurd
<romeo-retarded> i didnt went to scool
<Deceit> heh
<Deceit> I can tell
<Niki> obviously

[11:40] <Kuja> I had another dream about f00
[11:42] <Kuja> For whatever reason, f00 was at my house. He and I were playing videogames (I was obviously whoopin' his ass), and then he went upstairs to my parents room. He went into my Mom's closet, and put on one of her dresses. Then he came downstairs with a soccer ball, and told me he was going to play soccer at the Middle School for a living. Then I woke up.

[13:49] <polly_and_sassy> I MET CASEY CHAOS AND HAD A BEAR WITRH HIM
[13:50] <polly_and_sassy> AND I got off with the lead singer off Raging Speedhorn TWICE!!!
[13:50] <polly_and_sassy> Just uif u didn't know
[13:50] <Deceit> fuck sake...
[13:50] <polly_and_sassy> I'm still Polly sassy damn it
[13:50] * Deceit slaps his forehead
[13:50] <Kuja> You had a bear with him?
[13:50] <polly_and_sassy> he bought me one
[13:50] <Kuja> He bought you a bear?
[13:50] *** polly_and_sassy is now known as polly
[13:51] <polly> sorry I'm still hyped
[13:51] <Kuja> So he bought you a bear?
[13:51] <polly> indeed
[13:52] <Kuja> hey polly
[13:52] <Kuja> by bear, do you mean beer?
[13:52] <polly> hey Jake
[13:52] <polly> bear
[13:52] <polly> lol
[13:52] <polly> oops
[13:52] <polly> beer
[13:52] <fucktheradio> hehe bear
[13:52] <polly> yep

[15:30] <Leia> can i pee on the floor
[15:30] <suicidal_angel> ME 2
[15:30] <suicidal_angel> ewwwww

<nirv> zombie ure a prick dick stick chick brick and anything else which sounds like dog

[22:00] * ZoMbiEE larfs at dan
[22:00] <ZoMbiEE> haha im stoned and your not

[22:22] <ZoMbiEE> i have to go to the hospital soon
[22:22] <ZoMbiEE> hmm
[22:22] <f00> implants?
[22:23] <ZoMbiEE> no my hips are fucked
[22:23] <[o]> man
[22:23] <[o]> that honks
[22:23] <ZoMbiEE> :D
[22:23] <ZoMbiEE> lol
[22:23] <Kuja> ahh
[22:23] <ZoMbiEE> hehe
[22:23] <Kuja> you're getting assplants!
[22:24] <ZoMbiEE> jake yeah im getting assplants man
[22:24] <ZoMbiEE> yeah, well its pretty big anyways
[22:25] <nosferatu_man> it's no where near as big as tom's
[22:25] <Kuja> tom has a large ass?
[22:25] <nosferatu_man> yeah - fuckin massive
[22:25] * Deceit hangs his head and leaves catching his arse in the door frame, taking it with him, as he leaves
[22:26] <Deceit> can you imagine that
[22:26] <ZoMbiEE> tom, you dont have a big arse
[22:26] <Deceit> catching your arse on a door frame and taking it with you, a door frame stuck on someones arse!!!
[22:26] <ZoMbiEE> tom, you dont have a big arse
[22:27] <nosferatu_man> yes you do tom
[22:27] <ZoMbiEE> lol
[22:27] <Kuja> hah
[22:27] <ZoMbiEE> thats nice

[22:50] <ZoMbiEE> nout wronh with vigins
[22:50] <Brodie> ?
[22:50] <Kuja> ?
[22:50] <ZoMbiEE> *wrong
[22:51] <ZoMbiEE> fecking keybord
[22:51] <Brodie> nout?
[22:51] <Brodie> fecking?

<QuizBot> Question 6 of 12: Canada: What is the motto of Alberta?
<Kuja> Alberta: Home of Nothing Important
<timduncansucks> shut up

<queenie> i had a big argument with dad about the legalisation of weed over dinner today
<queenie> they began to suspect i was a druggie dammit
<queenie> which im not
*** queenie has quit IRC (a friend with weed is a friend indeed)

[21:34] * Doctor-Dildo slaps Deceit around a bit with a really large dick.

[20:59] *** Jam has joined #NirvanaClub
[21:00] <Kuja> the Sex Olympics suck
[21:00] <Kuja> except for Doctor Dildo
[21:01] *** Jam has left #NirvanaClub

[00:31] <Doctor-Dildo> I'm not leaving
[00:31] *** Disconnected

[23:20] <F00> god damn school buses gonna fuck up my drive to work!
[23:20] <F00> tommorow
[23:20] <F00> fucking kids
[23:20] <F00> jesus

[19:35] <Kuja> f00
[19:35] <Kuja> how was your drive to work today?
[19:35] <Kuja> [23:20] <F00> god damn school buses gonna fuck up my drive to work!
[19:36] <f00> yeah :P ll you little bus riding bastards causing all kinds of traffic
[19:37] <marshy> amen! get rid of the busses.

[23:18] <Kuja> grrrr
[23:18] <F00> yeah dont get mad,,your nothing
[23:18] <F00> :P
[23:18] <F00> accept it
[23:18] <Kuja> You're not one to talk.
[23:19] <Kuja> Go stand on your street corner, biatch
[23:19] <Kuja> "Dirty Whore Lane"
[23:19] <F00> lol
[23:19] <F00> named after you i take it
[23:20] <F00> :P
[23:20] <Kuja> so
[23:20] <Kuja> you have my permission to use it

[13:50] <punkrocka> its my birthday
[13:50] <Kuja> oh god
[13:51] <Kuja> does anyone here care?
[13:51] <Kuja> Raise your hand if you care
[13:51] <punkrocka> yup
[13:51] * Kuja looks
[13:51] * punkrocka raises ahnd
[13:51] <Kuja> You don't count.
[13:51] <piewie> happy b-day punkrocka
[13:51] <Kuja> Ah, it's official ..
[13:51] <Kuja> Nobody cares

[23:25] <F00> i got straight A's in the 5th grade
[23:25] <Kuja> everyone gets straight a's in elementary
[23:25] <F00> dont down play my great acheivment bitxch

[21:28] <CrazyDiamond> gina, can i pet your pussy?
[21:28] <Kuja> hrr
[21:28] <CrazyDiamond> i'm talking about tooncy....
[21:28] <gina> sure
[21:28] <Kuja> the cat?
[21:28] <CrazyDiamond> yeah
[21:28] <CrazyDiamond> it's cute

[21:41] <CrazyDiamond> didnt work damn it
[21:42] <f00> close mirc
[21:42] <f00> and reopen
[21:42] <CrazyDiamond> fucker
[21:42] *** CrazyDiamond has quit IRC (I'll see you on the darkside of the moon.)
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[21:43] <CrazyDiamond> ....
[21:43] <CrazyDiamond> um
[21:43] <CrazyDiamond> no!!!
[21:43] <CrazyDiamond> but
[21:43] <f00> i think your just a tard
[21:43] <f00> i thought i saw you in the goodwill games on tv today
[21:44] <CrazyDiamond> !!!!
[21:44] <CrazyDiamond> I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!
[21:44] <CrazyDiamond> HAHHAHAHA
[21:44] *** CrazyDiamond has quit IRC (I'll see you on the darkside of the moon.)
[21:44] <Kuja> ....
[21:45] <f00> hmmmm
[21:45] <f00> he needs help

[13:53] <toasty> having trouble getting .up?
[13:53] <Meddle> yah

[00:23] <kamille1> thas whot yr list say, suh!
[00:23] <kamille1> i wonnder y i must b switcht...
[00:24] <kamille1> if yr Laurie Crayne, i DO hate u--too much beotchery--ann to long a time
[00:25] <kamille1> never trust u againe
[00:25] <kamille1> arrogant, "secretive" to borrow yr fav accusation....
[00:25] <kamille1> y do u "bother," TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!
[00:26] <kamille1> theyll laugh
[00:26] <kamille1> what happedned to your 30 somtin redhairded boy...
[00:27] <kamille1> no i dont still have afondness 4 u simple cuz i think on u--dont flatter yrself
[00:28] <kamille1> say hi to ray flay [flea]
[00:29] <kamille1> yr dingy--and yr dotters a reel BrAt--crazier than yule ever bee!
[00:29] <kamille1> gettin it on already--takes after ol ma--you asked 4 it,
[00:30] <kamille1> ha ha, U gOttiT, better getter da peel
[00:31] <kamille1> the onliest raison u spout so much CHURch shet is so jeff dont think u cheat on im!
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[21:56] *** blacktango is now known as Jesus
[21:56] *** Riley|GMBAGNF is now known as that
[21:58] *** that is now known as what
[21:58] *** Jesus is now known as how
[21:58] *** what is now known as I
[21:59] *** how is now known as A
[21:59] *** I is now known as haha
[22:00] *** haha is now known as Yes
[22:00] *** A is now known as Why
[22:00] *** Yes is now known as youre
[22:01] *** youre is now known as beats
[22:01] <Jake|GMBAGNF> who the fuck is who
[22:01] *** Why is now known as How
[22:01] * How should i know?
[22:01] <How> =P
[22:01] <Jake|GMBAGNF> oh quit this shit

[21:22] <CrazyDiamond> f00
[21:22] <Kuja> riley saw Michael Bolton in concert
[21:22] <CrazyDiamond> do you like michael bolton?
[21:23] <f00-gone> who the fuck listens to micheal bolton
[21:23] <Kuja> riley and I
[21:24] * CrazyDiamond raises his hand
[21:24] <CrazyDiamond> proudly
[21:24] <Kuja> got a problem with that, Twisted Sister boy?
[21:24] <CrazyDiamond> haha
[21:24] <CrazyDiamond> twisted sister boy
[21:24] <CrazyDiamond> hahaha

For my own personal amusement:

[22:43] <Jake|GMBAGNF> Are you a pussy
[22:43] <f00-gone> yea